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  • person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
  • me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made

anunexpectedhotdwarf:

More Fili and Kili in de extended edtition of DoS.

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The best advice, and probably the only advice my mother ever gave to me was, “the only person you can ever depend on in the end, is yourself.”

And boy was she fucking right. A harsh lesson I’m tired of learning.

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clannyphantom:

*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

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